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My wife said that if I buy meat again, she will punish me by kneeling on durians.

 Once you enter the meat pit as deep as the sea, 10 red tickets scatter in the wind

I move meat upstairs and downstairs, and my neighbors say I’m crazy.

Don't pick on my fatness, I'll give in if you quarrel

After raising more meat, life becomes...

As the saying goes: Once you enter a pit of flesh, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, your wallet becomes a stranger. It's easy to fall in, but it's too hard to climb out. The key point is that you are addicted and can't quit. As a result, the more you keep, the more you buy, and the more you buy, the more you buy, and you get out of control!

My wife said that if I buy meat again, she will punish me by kneeling on durians

Meat friend @PIANAN YIOU likes to raise a lot of meat. I think when I raised one or two pots, my wife 54 was still very supportive. After raising 200 pots, he was punished by being forced to kneel down on durians.

We are not allowed to raise them in the house. We have policies. If you have any countermeasures, let’s set up sheds and supports in the yard and plant them on the ground! (Routine: Fortunately, when I paid the bill, I wiped out all the expensive goods)

Husband: The money you spend on one durian can buy a lot of meat. The durian will be gone after you eat it. The meat can last a lifetime and give birth to babies! Wife: Then kneel down on the keyboard!

 Once you enter the meat pit, it is as deep as the sea, and the 10 red tickets scatter in the wind

Meat friend @zuoer said I love you. I have been in the pit for two years, from one basin to ten basins. , from ten pots to dozens of pots, then to hundreds of pots, but a few days ago I didn't stop and bought 1,000 pots.

Looking at the thousands of pots of meat bought by meat friends, I was also surprised. Yaoyao remembered that back then, just because she fell in love with a pot of bear boy, she fell into the pit of flesh and didn't want to climb out at all. (Don’t stop me)

I hesitate to buy more meat every time When purchasing, remember to ask yourself two questions: Will you go bankrupt if you buy it? Will you get rich if you don’t buy it? Then I figured it out and bought it one last time.

I move succulents upstairs and downstairs, and my neighbors say I’m crazy

Meat friend @星王子 raises too many succulents at home. In order to color them, he spends dozens of dollars every morning. Minutes to move out, and dozens of minutes to move in at night.

Moving the succulent in and out every day can both dry the meat and Being able to exercise means that every time I look at meat in a daze, my neighbors will call me crazy. (Did you giggle?)

Meat friend: Actually, others said I admit that I am crazy, otherwise why would I spend so much money on meat? The money I have spent on meat over the years is enough to buy a car!

Don’t pick on my fleshiness, I’ll give up if you quarrel

Meat friend @ Eat and Grow Happy After I got married, I originally wanted to buy a few pots of flowers to decorate my new home, but I didn’t expect that I would be spoiled by the fleshy little body. Attracted by her fat figure.

Later on, I raised more and more succulents, and all the succulents at home were in my heart. Baby, if you have a quarrel with your husband one day, the succulents are all "hostages". In order to protect them from being destroyed, you have to give in first.

Meat friend: For the sake of more succulent, let me give in first. Okay, but if you dare to touch them, I’m not done with you! ! !

After raising more succulents, life becomes...

Just like the meat friends above, since entering the meat pit, the more succulents they raise, the more their wallets become... More and more deflated, but...

Love more and more Take photos: The succulents have grown up, take photos! The succulent is colored, pat it! The succulent fairy has gone, pat, pat, pat! Photos must be kept for records, and comparison pictures can be sent later.

More and more diligent: Since I raised Succulent, I have cultivated my roots. Picking leaves and changing pots of soil, moving around to bask in the sun, all the cancer of laziness that we once had was cured, and we are all hard-working people.

More and more like a half-fairy: Since I have raised succulents, I will pay more and more attention to the weather. The bright sun is suitable for drying meat. If it rains or snows, don’t worry about it. Make sure to arrange the meat properly. Properly.

 Once you enter the meat pit as deep as the sea, 10 red tickets scatter in the wind

I move meat upstairs and downstairs, and my neighbors say I’m crazy.

Don't pick on my fatness, I'll give in if you quarrel

After raising more meat, life becomes...

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